Dream-mates (when push comes to Love.)

I’ve got gold hair and go to bed eyes
a g.s.o.h and a job in finance
My screen name is giggletits
but I like to be taken seriously
I’ve had a series of disastrous relationships
could you be Mr. Right?
No game players please – check me out!
I like windsurfing motorbikes astrology
and going to pubs and clubs
But I also like to cuddle up cozy on a quiet night in
with a bottle of wine
Going for a walk to the cinema perhaps
Ask me later about the romance –
right now I’m just looking for a laugh
My sexual orientation is straight -
chinese sign of the horse
I’m a proper chatterbox
My philosophy in life is –
you’ve gotta take the knocks
No I don’t have kids and my race is caucasian
I’m undecided about the former -
my mother is Australian

I want to travel from my home
(which is in Aldershot New Hamps.)
I’m very open minded for someone who works in a bank
I’m a social drinker/smoker but I’m planning on quitting
I’m looking for a muse
Maybe you could fit in
To my plans for the future
Please God no baggage
You don’t have to be the brain of Britain - ‘s long as you aina cabbage
You can send a free m.s.g if you like my profile
What I say about myself you couldn’t fit into a square
I don’t want my dream mate to be too docile
But he’s also gotta have a g.s.o.h. as well as nice hair
Intelligent conversation and a tall dark handsome smile
So how will you ever know babe if you don’t just try
PS small dicks need not apply

And I’m not interested either in this sort of reply:

“Well I’m going slightly bald which is a sign of my virility
And I smoke too much which could explain my sterility
I don’t want a lot from the woman in my life
Just a lot better sex than I get from the wife”

I want someone who’ll surrender all their thoughts and all their feelings
All their doubts and all their pain all their lies and all their faults all their jealousy and fear all their (non religious) faith and all their pride all their interest attention diversity loyalty and taste  - Who respects my space and is on my side

You don’t have to be a perfect caveman in bed
(I’ll know if there’s a chemistry)
Being ex-military I expect you to keep yourself clean
Dress quite nice be a lover and a friend
and an HONEST kinda guy
Who doesn’t preen too much in the mirror
or the window when we go out shopping
And isn’t addicted to the telly on the nights we stop in
And he won’t beat me up when the pub shuts late – errr…
I think that that’s enough from giggletits
with the g.s.o.h. about my dream mate
But speaking quite honestly
although I’m dying for a shag and a snog
When push comes to Love and hate dear
I’d rather have a dog.



(Another wet day in wickham - probably listening to the pylons hum.)



photo of marina orlova's home-made bra, by serega tarasoff