psycho sensate desperandum non illegitimus

all this to bring me into accord with the philosophy of elle

desperadus

so bloody desperate to reduce me like gravy

to a bubbling froth of thick denouement

with my nighty off

becoming open sexually is bound

to be having an impact on the power balance of the relationship

between a milk bottle and it’s dobbin thus spake the cosmo editor

hasn’t she ever heard of eddie bernays who gave her the job in the first place

in order to make it cool for us women to smoke the torch of freedom

it’s happened again

I can’t do a play without being on the beer

it must be a belief I’m seriously devoted to

heat up the pizzas heat up the pizzas

who cares?

beat up the jesus

snow and blood snow and blood snow and blood snow and blood

how many wives will I have in heaven

how many wives how many wives

god I love the way my inebriated fingers skip and jump these stinking keys

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha clunk

now you made me laugh my trivium head on collision

I’m turning you off now turning you off off off

best miss match I ever went to somehow

ominous story of my wife she ran off with my bestest friend god I miss him joke

I wanted to say how could anybody expect to have a friend let alone a lover

less than a dart players average

when they’ve got absolutely no integrity like me is all

the last line nicked from Picasso as you know the false artist merely plagiarises but the true artist steals and so do cheap thieves everything is true says albert camus including the proposition everything is a lie which must be true and there we have a paradox a pair of docs some smelly socks and there’s your bleedin’ inspiration mate

thus spake tony hancock

does post modernism mean something like:

nobody lies anymore

they just say what they think it is you don't want to hear?

I DEEPLY AFFIRM I AM THE LOVE OF MY LIFE NARCISSUS

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap - tap

fuck off t.s. eliot with your wintry drumkit of pthisic tumours

you’re a cunt like david mellor

something upon which at least 9 out of ten national insurance numbers agree

and that’s a scientific fact.