too drunk to die

This pig means money

The end is nigh

Is that a hand grenade in your pocket

Or are you just gonna teach me

how to love the motherland?

I'm too drunk to sodya

I'm too drunk to lie

I'm too drunk to ponder

the quintessential conundrums of deliverance Lord

And I'm too drunk to die

I'm too drunk to breathe

And I'm too drunk to walk

I'm too drunk to negotiate

a $50,000,000,000 oil deal dear God

Because I'm too drunk to talk

Eviscerate me henceforth

I don't know I'm born

You can throw me like a worm from the pier

I won't even notice if you shoot me down at dawn

Stab me with a pitch fork

I only bleed beer

How you gonna kill a man

Who is neither there nor here?

I'm too drunk to notice

Too drunk to get lost

I'm too drunk to take an examination

on certain aspects of quantum physics

I'm too drunk to count the cost

I'm so drunk I'm sober

Possessed by my own ghost

I'm too drunk to fall over

If I drink any more I'll develop a coast

You can beat me up with paddles

Chop me into bits

Put cyanide in my sausage

Or toast me black on spits

You can cut out my tongue boy

I wish you would try

Where's your liver when you need it?

Here's blood in your eye

Put some liniment in my pink gin bitch

Where's all the fun gone?

I'm too drunk to die

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