wondermash

Wondermash o wondermash

You came from god above

Neatly wrapped in shiny packs

And dressed with parsley picked by doves

No wonder wonder wondermash

You swell with joy and pride

Once I had no wondermash

And I just cried and cried

O glory glory wondermash

You make my life complete

I seldom think of suicide

When I’ve got you to eat

O wondermash of great salvation

You save my worthless life

All praise the god of dehydration

You’d be cheap at twice the price

O funny fluffy wondermash

You make me dance and sing

Yummy scrummy wondermash

You stop me growing thin

I hate to eat you but I must

As you adorn my plate

My hungers turn to total lust

As I prepare to masticate

I hate to eat you but I must

O mural on my dish

My hunger’s turned to total lust

A consummation to be wished

O warm and wondrous wondersmash

I like to grill or fry it

Much much more than soya meat

You are my staple diet

You mix with beans and cheese and fish

You come in handy packing

You’re lovelier than lemon sole

Or even plaice au gratin

O woe is me

When all I see

Are lentils peas and things organic

Who wants wholemeal wheat germ greens

Repulsive products of this planet

But wondermash was made by god

The best of all the godly gifts

So take your rice and fruit and cod

And smash them all to bits

And smash them all to bits.

edify yourself with wondermash here: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHYsKdyiTvg