Escape to colditz.

Aieeee!!!!!!!!

You got me

Like a sniper or a wasp

Hipped up by the judo angel

In the cellar or the loft

Aieeee!!!!!!!!

Mein gotlieb

Smack me with a puppet glove

Tell me that you will not crow me

In the trenches with a shove (el)

Aieeee!!!!!!!!

You shot me

Without warning at full pelt

Did not know that we were boxing

How dare you hit below the belt?

Aieeee!!!!!!!!

You bit me

Like mike Tyson or a frog

Now I’m broken as a window

By your sticks and stones pigdog!

Comic book lame

Japanese bird nest

Cat nip snooty

Gnash gnash gnash

Strips of ghastly whizz bang choppers

Bash street dicks’ invisible torch

Aieeee!!!!!!!!

You killed me

In three chapters

Wearing wire rimmed spex I was

Please don’t hate me and my children

Just because I bombed your shed

Please don’t make me up like rabies

Now that I am gone and dead
I've escaped like Douglas Bader 
On my home made wooden leg

I’ll be off to do some shopping

Tizer me at pie pea tom’s 

After I’ve bought brinylon stockings

And if you’re if you’re really good

We can meet your darling daddy  

For a game of chucking arrows 

(pthwock - aieee!!!!!!) 

down the idle working men's club.