shopping

I love shoppers 

I love shopping 

I love their happy faces 

And the complexion of their skin 

This is our cathedral 

The shopping mall of heaven 

They got everything you need 

And they're open 24/7

I'm so happy 

All our yesterday's have popped

When the clothes were skank

And only women shopped

The car parks are convenient 

The coffee aromatic 

Security is lenient 

The assistants are ecstatic 

You could spend your days there 

Eat and drink and treat your wife

Pop into the cinema 

This is the biz, the apogee of life 

Perfume Jewels and lingerie 

Feed your need & face & wants 

Wooly socks and bookshops 

Thermal vests and pants 

Everyone is happy 

Equal free and gay 

There's no such thing as society 

All you need to do is pay 

Playgrounds for the children 

Popcorn by the bucket 

If you don't like the building

You can just go pluck it

Welcome is the watchword 

The riff-raff stay away 

Thanks god for triumphant capital 

The commies have had their day 

A little hit of shopping 

Is like a line of coke

Jesus and his angels drop in

And nobody is broke 

It's rather bland and sexless 

That's all I'd criticize

But there is no sex in heaven 

The flesh is death in paradise 

Instead of meat and kneecaps 

We'll be made of light 

And we'll be happy shopping

For ever and a night. 

etc and so forth