Irrelevance

Irrelevance is brutal 

A rhapsody in wax 

Written in the fountain 

Like a smile at Butlins

Never saw this coming 

The song washed out inane

Like a rainbow made in Ipswich 

Like an iPhone in the rain 

Repudiate me 

You and who's army 

Be like Jesus 

Lock me out of paradise 

I'm in love with Margaret thatcher 

She's the height of all that's female

Sex and brains and death ray eyes

Troll me bling blong she's a lady

We are legion

we will rise.

Look at your knickers 

Gotten all twisty

Look at that haircut  

In your eyes 

Have you got a deferential quandary 

Ain't your accent 

Is it guys? 

It's ok for me to say this 

I'm smacker than coal 

And I'm blacker  

Than your shadow

I don't have an alma Mater

I am persona non grata 

Embrace me 

To oblivion 

Chase me

You minion

Do me

You pain.