Wizz

Whizz air you're appalling 

You charge too much for a sandwich 

Your engine seems to be stalling 

While You Land as smoothly

as the baby's carriage 

Hurtling down Odessa steps 

In battleship Potemkin 

Condom pink you shake and stink 

I had a motorbike like you once 

The reticulators went 

And that was that 

Replacements were rare 

as rocking horse crap

WizzAir! WizzAir! WizzAir! 

Amazingly horrible lovely shit)

WizzAir! WizzAir! WizzAir! 

That was the worst short haul commercial economy flight 

I've ever been on

Cheap as a box of sausage 

Past their sell by date 

Two quid for a glass of water!

Wtf is this?

Is it made of mermaid piss?

Not so much as a peanut 

Meanie meanie meanies 

I'm squashed between a punk and a skinhead 

The leg room's Fukn teeny 

WizzAir! WizzAir! WizzAir! 

Amazingly horrible lovely shit)

WizzAir! WizzAir! WizzAir! 

Pink as a condom 

Flaking hood 

A glass of water costs 

more than the blood 

of a unicorn's leech 

You'll be my negative visualization 

When I head off to the beach

You'll be my momento Mori 

When I contemplate the sky 

WizzAir! WizzAir! WizzAir! 

Amazingly horrible lovely shit)

WizzAir! WizzAir! WizzAir! 

That was the worst short haul commercial economy flight 

I've ever been on

And when I get to the airport 

I realize The transfer 

Which is half way 

To where I want to go 

Has the incumbent facilties

Of a pet shop on Jupiter 

Mr wizz wizz wizz 

I realize I need a list 

Of Cardinal virtues 

As long as a tapeworm 

To see the funny side 

Of that bit of bizz

I have to endure 

enjoy the ride 

So Say My sensibilities

I snort you 

Wizz
though i must admit
you get me high
now fuck off why don't you wizz 
fuck off and fucking well die. 

Summer 2017

Photo by martin x