Get New York on the line
He just walked in off the street
Get New York on the line
They have to arrange a meet
Break all records to get him
By any means fair or foulish
Hedge no bets you'll be getting
The very top one of your targets
The minute I saw him I knew it
He was the man for the job
The way he asked for the toilet
How gormlessly he op'ed his gob
The flabbiest jowels and paunch
The puggiest morngy face
They'll be delirious in New York
At the stupidest idiot launch
When dey gedaloada dis disgrace
Get New York on the line this instant
Don't waste a second I say
It's not very often so perfect
An opportunity comes our way
Gonna be fatter than Elvis
Gonna be hipper than Potter
Make sure the msm yell this
Nothing could be red hotter
He's incredibly dull and foolish
He'll do whatever he's told
We're laughing all the way to the jewellers
Our stock is as good as all sold
He can't tie a lace
He's got an idiot's face
He's a nothing he's a twerp he's a bum
He's a bumbling person's everyman
In short he's as dumb as a Fukn pox
We can sell him to the sun
For the cost of a morn flake box
He's a low priest of everyone
Get New York on the line
Everything's gonna be fine
Order your speedboat baby
The fat fuk is mine all mine.
08/08/17 -Moscow
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