i'm better than you

I'm better than you
Because technology
I'm better than you
Because fast food
I'm better than you
Because misogyny
I'm better than you
Because equality
I'm better than you
Because mythology
I'm better than you
Because the economy
I'm better than you
Because astrology
I'm better than you
Because tautology
I'm better than you
Because endocrinology
I'm better than you
Because I've been to the moon
I'm better than you
Because I believe in
Maths and stars and dodgy weather
I'm better than you
In every way
Because i hate the USA
Better than you
Whatever you say
I'm very very better
Better to the letter
Better than you
Because I'm vegan
Better than you
Because I'm pagan
Better than you
Your horrible crew
I'm better than you
Because dead babies
I'm better than you
Because rat scabies
I'm better than you
Because modernity
I'm better than who?
Bradford Royal infirmary
I'm better than you
Because injustice
I'm better than you
Let's discuss this
Better than you
Because face facts

i'm a better actor
than all of those twats
I'm the x factor

i'm a better guy 

i'm a better advert 

i'm a bluer sky

i'm a better painter 

one room two coats

i'm a better skater

i'm a better poet

i'm a better worker 

i'm a better devil

i'm a better lurker

drippy as a puddle

i'm a better flirter

i'm a better plotter

i'm a better nazi

i'm a better rotter
I'm better than you 
get outta my sight
i'm better than you 
because you're shite
  I'm better because

Because I gotta...
Because glass ceilings
    and you know... 
    feelings!!!
because DNA  
(no wait...)
 anyway!
I'm better than you
Because my word!
Because you heard!
I'm better than you
Because of your richness
I'm better than you
As God is my witness
I'm

    better 
          than
               you
my gain is your loss
I'm better than you
           So just
               fuck off. 

11/03/18