Today is my birthday

Today is my birthday 

I’ll spend it in hell

Exquisite and barbarous 

Laconic et al

Today is my birthday 

In west super mare 

Pluck my silver pearl 

Anywhere anywhere 

Out of this world 

Today is my birthday 

Naked and squalling 

I came to be 

One Saturday morning 

Princess for breakfast 

Wedding on toast 

Tongue tied and feckless 

I am unraveled 

Today is the lightning 

Connivance in thunder 

I am the distance 

Put me asunder

From here to la Ronda 

Clear round the bend 

So dear to Jane Fonda 

From here to the end

End of the hiccups 

End of All Hallows

Bluebirds and buttercups 

Lesbia’s sparrow

Today is my birthday 

Expend it in lethargy 

Revenge dot com slash

You’ll be the death of me

The first shall be lashed.

29/07/19