Exceptional American I
Imbued with reason, wit
Modernity, logic, aye
Unlike the ludicrous Brit
Who's scared of ghosts
And ghoulie's
As a host
he's veritably foolish
Superstition has no place
In the land of the free and
brave
La la la la la la!!
(Trumpets!)
Chorus
I’m an American
I’m a brit
He’s a vulgarian
You sir are a twit
You are a salesman
You believe in ghosts
I’m a brit of an
American
And love is stronger than
both!
Now my precious daughter
So little cute capricious
Has got the man who caught
her
gone and married a
Britus
And I have to bless her
wedding the duke of
Cheshire!
Happy and glorious!
What an advantage!
We come from two cultures –
Divided by a common
language!
Exceptional American I
YOur grandKid's be English!
(Sigh…)
bridge
La la la la la trumpets
God save our gracious lady
I come from the land of
crumpets
I come from the land of
gravy
Two cultures never the
twain
We the people are the
rulers
We got ascot and steam
trains
send your children to our
schoolers!
If you don't want them to
be farmers
Send your children to the
bananas
Chorus
I’m an American
I’m a brit
He’s a vulgarian
You’re a twit
You are a salesman
You believe in ghosts
I’m a brit of an American
And love is stronger than
both!
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