Burglars in my bathroom

Are you my sister 

God I’m drunk

Kiss me Hardy 

You ugly brute

Tear your wings 

Entropy’s sofa

Put my face out 

I’m on fire 

Cricket bat me 

Till I’m blue 

Blue as a burglar 

In my bathroom 

12 bar bob me 

In the maelstrom 

Of a council 

Flat in bingley 

You’re my sister 

Aren’t you kiss me 

I have brought you 

Chicken tindaloo 

Have it in the bathroom 

Rub it in your eye 

Call me an ambulance 

Think I’m gonna die 

Are you my sister 

Is this my flat 

face on fire 

Flush my rat

Extinguish me 

with a cricket bat

Cricket bat me 

Till I’m blue 

Blue as a burglar 

In my bathroom 

Are you my sister 

Ready or not 

Get your curry 

While it’s hot

I’m not your sister 

You drunken tit

Stick your curry 

You silly white git.

08/07/19