I’ll be off and do some shopping

I could be your faithful Eunuch 

serve your favour 

Bring your oil 

Cut my tongue and talk no further 

Cross my loins and swear to die 

When you are undressing 

Promise not to spy

I’ll look the other way 

Confessing 

Later on

That I want to ply

You with affection 

I could oil your buttocks 

Delicate as a lily 

Touch your gentle petals 

inhale their vivid perfume 

With a baited breath

Not tonight though 

Not tonight 

For I’ll be off 

and do some shopping 

Something dull and unsensual

I’ll be going round the bathroom

Like a teddy bear

See your face in steam and bubbles 

Sticking to the inevitable 

Dreaming of your underwear 

Which tonight will make me scream 

If I think about you 

In terms of the obscene 

I’ll be in rehearsal boo hoo hoo

Crying out loud 

Don’t want to bore you 

But it’s treasure island tomorrow 

I adore you 

You’re my gold 

Please forgive me 

put our massage on hold

Now I’ll sink 

Into the bath 

And weep and weep as Proserpine

Please don’t laugh

I kick and scream 

And sigh aghast

I diss you 

I weed you 

I need you 

hash tea 4 two to 

To wit to woo 

To be free of you 

suck into your sighs 

To kiss your joy 

As it flies

oil your swollen singe 

touch your golden wonder 

while I crave and linger 

for your counbtry matter
with my fingers
with my eyes.