Tuesday, 28 April 2020

You cannot cook




SHE: You deserve bad luck

A plague of lies

HE: You cannot cook

You’re not very nice

You serve up muck

Masquerading as rice

A disgusting meal

Cleft for a glutton


SHE: It was veal

HE: It was mutton

SHE: Cordon bleu

HE: It was rotten!


SHE: It was fish

HE: Fish with lettuce

SHE: Chocolate mousse

HE: Not with rabbit



HE: Too much salt

And mushy peas

Trapped in the vault

BOTH: You murdered me!!


HE: Twas a trifle

SHE: With a knife!!

HE: Better a rifle!

V: You murdered your wife!


HE: A crime of passion

I quite admit

She tried to poison

My scrumptious tidbit


SHE: It was veal

HE: I’ve not forgotten

Your burnt offerings

SHE: You sir are rotten!


HE: Take your sandwich

Insolent girl

choke on it

SHE: It’s the end of the world!


V: Mr Ghost!!

I mean sir Simon

This is absurd

Be like Byron

She walks in beauty

Starry climes!

Raven tresses


HE: Look at her eyes

When will it cease

This unseemly charade

You’ll never sleep

In death’s churchyard!























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