‘Twas a hot day
When dey shot me
Aiee mein Gott
My enemy my friendie
The enemy who shot
you
It’s definitely woz
me
This is the way
it should be not
I’m going madman
They’re smacking my
bottam
UnQuintessential as I am a
Purveyor of wordz
who comes from
Yorksha
How can YOU
possibly be an actor
With a Yorkshire
accent
Said Jonathan Miller’s
grannie
All against all Miss
Come and listen to
this
clever man
Ladies
Let’s take the piss
Shall we’s
Sez blue ray
cowardeze
Da/Za playhouse Leeds
I won’t give my story
It’s t’only one on
offer
Wait till the auction ends
we’ll see what sticks
To’t’bottom of the
coffer
If you love me
Sign a contract
Listen to this
I love you ya twonk
Pass the quill
You’re not my type
then again who is
I love you Hardy
Kiss me Quink
My monogram
‘Twas a hot day
When dey shot may
On a jasper beach in
June
They painted
Aivazovski’s
rocks in snow
I lie there duly
to this day
polystyrene ice floe
On a lava bed
‘Twas a hot day
When dey shot may
Aiee mein Gott
My enemy my friendie
The enemy who shot
you
definitely woz me
Zat’s de endie.
18/05/2020
No comments:
Post a Comment