Reality television.

Go fish - flash car

Big risk - sales star

Sun king – beach-bum

Bang bang – six gun

Bleach blond – soccer mad

Music bland – clothes rad

All smiles – beer belly

Got a big -  colour telly

Whiz kid - gold watch

Big stick - Top notch

Genned up - gotta clue

No credit when it’s due

I’m the sweeper of the streets

I’m the man behind the bar

I’m the keeper of the sweets

I’m the killer of the tzar

I’m the one you all despise

I’m the cock up from afar

I’m the devil in disguise

I’m the joke that went too far.