Monkey Bridge

Beat me in a salt mine twerp

lead me down the snicket of sin;

because it's nowhere!!

there's a banger in the monkey bridge, awooo, awooo,

human remains, human remains.

Blood pours viscous from the York house lift,

screwy-driver's gonna stab you, bitch

she's a raging mental case,

send her to menston, menston, menston!

The dustbin man's sniffing DCF,

the alien beings are weirded for deafness,

knock on the door and run away from Diss,

we've been hedge-hopping for breakfast,

even the dandelions smell of rancid cat piss.

Raspberry belts on the railway line,

nestled among ferns as rich as freedom,

now they're replaced by abandoned trolleys.

Awooo, awooo, where I come from the grass is grey

The sky pours piss both night and day.

Put me on a ghost train, take me to the quarry,

turn my blood to glycerine,

blow me back to a fall from grace,

empty my soul in outer space.

10/05/2016 - Moscow