Oh fuck

Well, now I know

We'll never kiss 

I have to put my lips to bed 

And tie my tongue to a lamppost 

But I will do my utmost 

To caress you into surrender 

With these clumsy translations 

Of my rising thoughts 

And pounding wanton wants

Of pure physical desire 

Desire to merge 

Desire to overcome 

Desire to taste 

Desire to touch 

Oh fuck

Let's not go down the desire path 

It's too exotic and tempting 

Just because you are fruity 

Doesn't mean I can just pick you 

Unpeel you 

Reveal you 

Lick your moisture

Nibble you 

Suck your dew

And devour you 

At the merest whim

I can't do that 

It would be a sin 

So I'll send you caresses 

In a ripple of words 

I hope that they touch you 

Make your nipples erect

Give you pulses and flushes 

Make your pants wet 

Turn on your juices 

But when we are met 

We'll be politer than toast 

You'll be the perfect lady 

And I'll be mine host 

So these virtual kisses 

Occur between our ghosts

And has as been said

Belong to the ether 

Where I waiteth

Cometh the hour

To take her for a shower

In my heavenly bower.