I am the rain

This mirror is blacked 

By the feeble ghost 

Of Elizabeth the first 

I don't know you 

Fat old man

Taste the lick

Of repudiation 

This shade is cracked 

By a thousand midges 

We're all decked out

In a sea of quoits 

Happy as a wind farm 

Mangling Eagles 

Tantric biscuit 

Gale of feathers 

That's what we'll do to the ecosystem 

Annihilate the wind into megawatts 

On the sacrificial wing 

Of birds of prey 

Call me a dumper 

Insist I renege 

Club me to seal cub

Penetrate my disdain 

I have got acid for blood 

That's what I am

I am the rain 

You're not the mouse!

So big bad and queer 

You're just a northern wanker mate

Who can't take his beer.