Mummy doesn't love me

Mummy doesn't love me

I'm a bad man son
Jesus doesn't love me
He's not the only one

The doctor thinks
I'm a frigging pain
My children think
I won't remain
The sandman thinks
I'm a waste of sleep
The dentist thinks
I'm a waste of teeth
The pardoner thinks
I'm cruel and mean
The Psychologist thinks
I'm a waste of dreams

Mummy doesn't love me
I'm a bad man son
Jesus doesn't love me
He's not the only one

Coppers want me
To be locked up
Throw away the key
If it please m'lud
Cleaners want me
Baked in mud
Judges want me
Caked in pokie
Singers want me
Choked and throttled
Punters want to
Get me bottled

Where is all opprobrium
Kept in the well
Of human vanity
I am not a moral man
Yet I draw your
Vast inanity
Condemnation
Pillorying castigants
Flaunt their shadows
Rapier breadsticks
The great unsheathed

Mummy doesn't love me
I'm a bad man son
Jesus doesn't love me
He's not the only one

The docker thinks
I leak like a barge
The magistrate thinks
I'm guilty as charged
The dermatologist thinks
I'm filthy as fuck
The imman thinks
I'm a piece of muck
Women think
I'm a waste of space
Painters think
I'm a waste of a face

Mummy doesn't love me
I'm a bad man son
Jesus doesn't love me
He's not the only one.

24/04/18