Thursday 16 February 2012

valentines day



I don't believe in nicholas parsons
I don't believe in frozen peas
I don't believe in henrik larrson
I don't believe in radio three
I don't believe in presidents/generals
I don't believe in fat free yoghurt
I don't believe in yearly medicals
I don't believe that nothing rhymes with orange
I don't believe in bela lugosi
I don't believe in the seven year itch
I don't believe in owt ah'm supposed tae
I don't believe in Slobodan milosevich
I don't believe in anything I read
I don't believe in half of what I see
I don't believe in following a lead
I don't believe in the third degree
I don't believe in Paris by night
I don't believe that pigs can fly
I don't believe in the pale moonlight
I don't believe in laurie and fry
I don't believe in the old british bobbie
I don't believe in my country’s good
I don't believe in tugging along lorries
With your teeth like on the worlds strongest man
I don't believe in anything I'm told
I don't believe in anything I think
I don't believe in money and gold
I don't believe in the kitchen sink
I don't believe in capitalism
I don't believe in citizen caine
I don't believe in polly-golly-ticians
I don't believe in the human brain
I don't believe in life on pluto
I don't believe in Piltdown man
I don't believe in playing the flute-o
I don't believe in being a fan
I don't believe in football anymore
I don't believe in little boy blue
I don't believe in using american words like sophomore
I don't believe in non stick glue
I don't believe in political correctness
I don't believe in the dogme manifesto
I don't believe in sausages for breakfast
I don't believe in the supremacy of nato
I don't believe in lennon and mcartney
I don't believe in the power of pop
I don't believe in throwing house parties
I don't believe in the pleasure of pot
I don't believe in the miners strike
I don't believe in the very merry month of may
I don't believe in rainer maria rilke
I don't believe in  valentines day.





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