Stupid Stupid Stupid

So you think I wanna know
How wet you are
How wet are you
How you are wet
Wet with salt and wet with sweat
Wet with desire and pink like jelly
Dripping like a frog
With a puddle on your belly
You think I wanna know do you?
Well now that you mention it
Yes I do, yes I do, yes I do.

So you think I wanna know
How undressed you are
How undressed are you
How you are undressed
Nude to the pubes and red red nips
Naked as a sculpture
Polished and soft
I don't wanna insult ya
But you think I wanna spy on you?
Well now that you mention it
Yes I do, yes I do, yes I do.

So you think I wanna know
How smart you aren't
How smart aren't you
How aren't you smart
Replete with degrees in social history
Art house culcha an' another "ology"
Clever as a dog
Gnawing on the theory of relativity
You think no one is stupider than u?
Now you test me on it
Yes I am yes I am yes I am
(Hmmm, that didn't rhyme like a sonnet)
O Damn.

26/07/2016