I'm one of the thirty thieves

I'm one of the thirty thieves
I'm guilty as sin your honor
Guilty of kicking ford capris
Guilty as sodom and Gomorrah

Guilty of cowardice
Guilty as a dog with rabies
Guilty of hypocrisies
I'm one of the guilty thieves
Guilty of murder
Double indemnity
Slower the further
I am condemned to live
Guilty of rape
Guilty of avarice
Such is fate
Move along there miss
Guilty as charged
drunk as a lord
Pearl pink scars
Bored bored bored

I stole your Telly
I twocced your motor
I shaved your belly
I clocked your boater
I knotted your nelly
I fucked my mother
Right out of kelly
Looking up at the gutter

I'm one of the thirty thieves
I'm guilty as sin your honor
Guilty of kicking ford capris
Guilty as sodom and Gomorrah

Guilty of stealing an apple
I've got the recidivism disease
Got me over a barrel
I'm one of the guilty thieves

Guilty of stealing shampoo
Guilty of making you sick
I'm the one who loves to
Stab you in the eye you prick

I'm one of the thirty thieves
I am guilty as sin your honor
Guilty of kicking ford capris
Guilty as sodom and Gomorrah

Maybe I'll meet you in paradise
One of these comedies
Pray for redemption by Christ
I'm one of the dirty thieves.

28/02/18